11/23/2025
[From the perspective of Penny Barber] My step-nephew, who has some “complicated” feelings toward me, shows up unannounced at my house on the night of a very special date. And believe it or not, things only get messier from there. I wind up in my bedroom, hiding him from my date who’s standing right outside the door. Why? Because my nephew’s got a raging hard on and refuses to do something about it! My date is pissed, of course. He hears my nephew and thinks he’s just some guy in there I’m trying to hook up with.
Ew. I’m not trying to hook up with my nephew. And I’m certainly not attracted to him. I just need to get rid of his boner. His huge, long, and girthy…boner. The only course of action here is to get rid of it myself, right? Not because I’m into him. But because I really want to go on this date with this rich guy! That’s who I want to fuck me! Not my annoying, needy, adorable nephew with…with the most gorgeous eyes I’ve ever seen. And that pretty face. I don’t care that he’s the literal definition of a good boy who could fuck me into oblivion if I told him to. No. I don’t care at all.
Featuring: Jason Deep, Penny Barber