I'm head over heels in love with our neighbor, Chad White. I've been dropping these subtle hints hoping he'd notice. I found out what gym he went to, and I joined. I try to workout when he works out and I wear my hottest spandex leggings. He works at the bodyshop and I took my car in to fix that dent in my door.. oh did I mention that I put that dent in the door? I wore the shortest mini skirt and kept hoping he would look at my legs, my finest asset, but no, he had his eye on the car and his clipboard the entire time! As I write to you, I am sitting outside my patio, pretending to read with my back arched in such a way that my breasts look so full, my waist looks tucked and tiny, and my ass looks divinely plump. I've practiced this pose, it's my signature.. it'll surely catch his attention. I look over and he waves to me! I wave back happily, this is my moment, he'll come over and start a conversation, and then we'll go out to eat, fall in love, get married, a boy for him, a girl for me. Penny comes into the patio.
I urge her to go. back inside, what if he sees a hot redheaded and prefers her to me! She rolls her eyes at me in a sweet way. She tries to tell me how she would just "ask him out," I try not to look at how hot her breasts look in that peach top. The things you notice when you're hot and horny, right? It's not like I would be into a girl or anything.. and I hope that you, dear reader, wouldn't make an assumption that I am some sex fiend, or a closeted lesbian or anything.. Penny said something.. I didn't catch it. My thoughts can be so loud, at times.
Penny assures me that she can help me, if I can be open-minded. She has a gift. It must be kept a secret if she tells me. I lean forward with great interest.
Watch the story unfold..
Featuring: Aaliyah Love, Chad White, Penny Pax
